2. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.
3. It helps keep the economy going. It is our duty to support cotton farmers, textile mills, and quilt shops.
4. It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
5. I'm participating in a contest--the one who dies with the most fabric wins.
6. It keeps without refrigeration, and you don't have to cook it to
enjoy it. You never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose, or walk it.
7. Stress from dealing with the Fabric Control Officer (my husband) made me do it.
8. It's the only remotely artistic thing I have ever done.
9. They get angry when you steal it.
10. "Because I don't have it yet!"






















