Friday, May 22, 2009

My 10 reasons for buying more fabric!

1. It's not immoral, illegal, or fattening.

2. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.

3. It helps keep the economy going. It is our duty to support cotton farmers, textile mills, and quilt shops.

4. It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.

5. I'm participating in a contest--the one who dies with the most fabric wins.

6. It keeps without refrigeration, and you don't have to cook it to
enjoy it. You never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose, or walk it.

7. Stress from dealing with the Fabric Control Officer (my husband) made me do it.

8. It's the only remotely artistic thing I have ever done.

9. They get angry when you steal it.

10. "Because I don't have it yet!"


Melissa Goodsell said...

LOVING your list soooo much!

Karen said...

OMG I love this list!!
Can I use it to convince my fabric control officer that I am not the only one out there doing it!!
6 is my favourite.
What did you get Sah - come on - show us!!

Miss Amy said...

LOL! How did convincing the officer go?? lol!! Mine wont budge...

But what he doesnt know wont hurt him... :P

Romi Jade said...

Hahaha I love it! Gonna have to show the boy this :) I'm sure he can't complain if I want fabric over chocolate now!

Lou said...

HAHA love this post - too true!!

Kerry said...

You are absolutely so right!